seaslug

A bit late, but what the hell

Sung to the tune of Jame's Blunt's You're Beautiful

My life is ending.

My life is ending.
They have my spoor.
I saw a prophet.
Of that I'm sure.
He glared at me on the subway.
He was in a Danish rag.
Now a jihad 'cause of that,
My head they're gonna frag.

You're Mohammed. You're Mohammed.
You're Mohammed, it's true.
I saw your face in a crowded place,
And I don't know what to do,
'Cause Islam's sealed my doom

Yeah, he caught my eye,
As I walked on by.
You could see from my face that I was,
Sure I'd die,
And I don't think that I'll see him again,
But we shared a moment that will last till my end.

You're Mohammed. You're Mohammed.
You're Mohammed, it's true.
I saw your face in a crowded place,
And I don't know what to do,
'Cause my auto will go boom!

You're Mohammed. You're Mohammed.
You're Mohammed, it's true.
There must be a devil with a smile on his face,
When he thought up that I should have seen you.
But it's time to face the truth,
A muslim's going to seal my doom.
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