I'm beating a dead sea monster

Surface isn't on tonight, allegedly because of the Olympics, but I have the inside scoop. The real reason is that a fatwa has been called on Lake Bell's eyebrows because they too closely resemble the eyebrows of Mohammed.

So ululate like you just don't care my Muslim brothers and sisters! lulululululululululululululululululululululululululululululu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How ya like me now, infidels!
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Ok, I read this header line all wrong. Damn I have got to get my brain out of the gutter. ;)