seaslug

Boob tube

My TV has given up the ghost. If there's a lot of white or brightness on the screen the television buzzes like a rattlesnake and I can't hear anything. Also, there are jiggling black borders at top and bottom.

This is a bolt from the blue, right? A message straight from Yahweh telling me to stop sprawling on the couch watching garbage and do something with my life, right?

I'll be TV shopping tomorrow if anybody needs me.
  • Current Mood: wrong kind of boob
If there's a lot of white or brightness on the screen the television buzzes like a rattlesnake and I can't hear anything.

My TV just started doing the same thing!! Alien signals, clearly.
If Yahweh was against TV he wouldn't have made rubbing the sack so much idle fun.
Actually, I think it's a message straight from Yahweh telling you to go out and buy a nicer TV.