seaslug

When I grow up I'm going to be a hermit

So, I was near the children's hospital today, where they have colorful paintings of Sesame Street characters on the walls, and a couple of teenage girls go walking down the corridor. I hear behind me, "Oh Grover! I like them." And then, "They're so gay!"

WT flippin' F?

Why is it, in pop music today all the songs by men are them promising the world to women just so they can get in the girls' pants and all the songs by women are ballads describing how badly they've been treated by the men?

The ultimate example of this is Kelly Clarkson's new single, Because of You.
Because of you
I find it hard to trust
Not only me, but everyone around me
Because of you
I am afraid
Every time I hear this song I want to jump in front of a bus in horror and disgust at myself and men everywhere but then I just download some pr0n and I'm alright again.

I suppose this is nothing new. Just read the libretto to Madama Butterfly. Puccini, you old scoundrel! Have you been writing songs for Kelly Clarkson? They're so gay!
  • Current Mood: hermetic
Everything changes
But beauty remains
Something so tender
I can't explain
Well I maybe dreamin'
But 'till I awake
Can we make this dream last forever
And I'll cherish all the love we share


That's it...when life is good, she's simply dreaming about it. When she wakes up, it all goes to suck. And it's obviously gay.
describing how badly they've been treated by the men

Apart from gay men! Next time you feel guilty, avoid the bus and just get laid by a guy instead.
(Anonymous)
Ah, but then I would have to clean the toilet and the floor around it more often from double the fire hosing.