Who wrote that?

The place where I had supper was playing oldies music -- Betty Lou got a new pair of shoes. I was thinking how the songs the kids listen to today really haven't lost a bit of their innocence. Perfect example, that two quarter fellow who sings that, I'll take you to the candy shop. I'll let you lick the lollypop. Go 'head girl do...

... Now wait just one GOSH DARN second!!!1

I think there are double entendres going on here!! Golly, I think that Bobby Freeman guy was suggesting that Betty Lou got new bosoms with that ah-woo ah-woo ah-woo and telling that shoe store man to go buy himself a rocketship!! No wonder what with the money cosmetic surgeons make!

I am o-ffended.
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