While in Baltimore I stumbled upon this fellow, the Edgar Allen Poe Action Figure! Weapon of choice? Morbid rumination!
Here, along with his trusty raven, we find our hero fighting off some crabs from Maryland (crabs are rampant in Baltimore; in the harbor, the gift shops, and the cheaper hotel rooms), a Florida alligator (naturally), and the mediocre heroes of this age: a tiny Goku from Dragonball Z and a gigantic Eric Cartman attacking from behind, as is his nature.
What adventures will young tragic Edgar face next?