Shit is more dependable than people

And thus, people are worse than shit.

Not only are all my job applicants idiots but I can't even depend on the people who already work here. The afternoon shift is a no show and I had to call in another person who won't be able to show up for an hour and a half. Better than nothing, I suppose, but I'm six kinds of annoyed.

Also, my head is crooked and hats don't sit right on it. Who's gypsy caravan did I take a piss on in a former life?

I was going to go to the movies tonight and see Garden State but I'm in no mood to deal with the hordes of the proletariat who will be streaming in to see John Travolta in a fireman's uniform.
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