Today on Jerry Springer

Every time I go to the McDonalds in the Lehigh Valley Mall in Allentown I get my own private showing of Alien vs Predator. Dude, did you know that the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants meets there? I didn't. Jerry Springer needs to get some scouts down there like right now. I so desperately wanted to take pictures of this cavalcade of cavorting convicts but I was in fear for my life. And how come it was only the white guys wearing do rags?

I sat there, eating my double filet-o-fish, and I thought about the marketers and advertising majors out there. I wondered how they work up their campaigns for this, our nation's major, money spending demographic. This is why George Bush is still in power.

I was amused 'til just then. Now I'm depressed.
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