I'm riding the short bus

I just signed for a package on one of those electronic doo dads. As I was signing I saw a box that said 'Clear Signature'. I thought the machine was telling me to not write like a spaz but it was just a virtual button to wipe out the signature if you didn't like how your John HanCOCK looked.

I'm changing my wardrobe because retarded monkeys don't wear clothes.
  • Current Mood: in need of shock therapy