I'm attempting to amuse myself with short little ridiculous posts in order to keep my spirits up. It feels like Friday, today, because of the approaching holiday and because the plant is shutting down tonight and for several days, also for the holiday. My staff and I will still be here, though. In fact, I'm working on Christmas Day in order to give my weekend staff a holiday break because I'M A FUCKING SAINT!! So I'm trying to stay chipper.