Spammity spam

I'm on a spam kick today, young ladies and gentlemen.

I received a missive from Leeching U. Complex. Leeching my what? Leeching writes, "needing some one else's girl is supposed to be a sin, as we know." Did I know this? Oh yes, I was raised Catholic. Everything is a sin. Leeching goes on to say, "But what if that lady really desires you? Hard question, is it?" It's very hard, Leeching, really really hard, baby. Leeching has invited me to "find girls just down the road who really need some C&C." Isn't that an alcoholic beverage? I'll have to drop by the liquor store on my way home tonight.

Spam can be fun, people!
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