Diseased mofo

I think I've caught something. Denge fever or malaria or something released from a government lab. I have that weird disjointed feeling; as if I'm standing three inches to the left of myself. I'll bet I got it from that donut I ate last night. I'm a big believer in mind over matter and visualization for healing. So I'm visualizing myself having teh sexxx with Christina Ricci, Margaret Cho and Judy Tenuta on a rotating circular bed in a suite of a chintz old Las Vegas casino just off Fremont St. Oh godz now I'm dizzy.
  • Current Mood: not vomiting
I've been bitten by the bug and I am coming down with oh
Something that can't B cured
There ain't a doctor in this town who is more qualified than U
Yea 2 B so adored
So tell me what do U prescribe 4 these symptoms