Abandon all hope

I was out shopping today. A Hummer H2 came rolling ponderously through the parking lot. It rumbled deftly into a handicap parking space. The four people in it emerged, spry as fawns in Spring, with no indication of disability. I was furious. I whipped out my cell phone and called information for the number to the Detroit Pistons. I wanted whoop ass and I wanted it now. But then I had a better idea. I would introduce those losers to...

Destroyer of Worlds
The Destroyer of Worlds

Satisfied with that solution, I went into Barnes & Noble where I noticed that there was a book lover's edition of Trivial Pursuit. I didn't buy it since the cats aren't much into reading but I did a Homer -- "grrraarrrwwwllll"
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I forget if Homer uttered that while penning the Iliad or the Odyssey?

Jeebers scares me.
Homer said that in his little known sequel - Odyssey 2: The Wrath of Penelope. Homer also got an advance from his publisher for another in the series, tentatively called Telemachus in the Hizzle, but it was never completed.
Dude, this is SO why you would beat me at book lover's Trivial Pursuit.