Greedy ass mo fo

I'm compiling a list of what I want for my birthday. Here's what comes immediately to mind, so far, in no particular order:

  1. iPod

  2. Canon digital camera

  3. Apple Cinema display

  4. Big ass television

  5. A fashion expert to help me buy new clothes

  6. A winning Powerball lottery ticket

  7. A yacht

  8. A new apartment

  9. Hair

  10. Spontaneity

  11. Japan

  12. A new car with Rod Roddy back from the dead to shout, "A NEW CAR!!!!"

  13. George W Bush, Bill Gates, and Rupert Murdoch all found dead in bed together with clear evidence of their having been making sick muskrat love to each other (not that there's anything wrong with that!)

  14. Telepathy

More to come, no doubt.
Oh yeah! I want No Doubt to play at my birthday party.