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“Howdy ya'll. Went to the Green Restaurant tonight. Had Bill Dougy and 2 helping Zatinsky(?). Sitting in my lower and testing. It's like God's own hell fire. Went to the movies. Saw Steven Kings the nearest. But the fear of Jesus our Lord who saved your internet. He made a little water in my drawers too. Went home, it's dark outside. Fog was travelling in off the Bay. Gotta be around that. Gonna have bad dreams full of them Sea Demons(?). They pitch can forks from their belly and see itch. And each day voluntary commitment to the hospital tomorrow. I'm very good. Bye bye now.”

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That transcription is hysterical! And yet, I still guessed that you had Korean BBQ before listening to it. Now I really want bulgogi.
But the fear of Jesus our Lord who saved your internet.

The translation is priceless :)