What's that? Is that a spring shower I hear over my head? Are you watering the begonias? Are you writing your name in the toilet bowl? That's not a very strong stream there, chief. You can't put out a lit match with that. Tinkle tinkle. How's the ol' prostate, huh? A bit swolt? A bit stove up? I think you need a checkup there, Skunk Ape.
And how do you make wall to wall carpet sound like a kettle drum? Huh? You are Bigfoot, aren't you, Chewbacca! Ya fucking Wookie! Don't walk away from me Stompy McStomperson! What did you flush the toilet for? You mostly missed!