I just upended my keyboard here at work and whacked it a few times. Out came dirt, dust, food crumbs, a fingernail clipping, and the body of Jimmy Hoffa.

A fingernail clipping!!!!! That's just gross!!!!! We share this keyboard, people. It's not mine.

By the way, how do you get multiple posts on the same day to just show up under the same date instead of appearing as completely separate, dated and everything?
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