Seaslug of Doom (seaslug_of_doom) wrote,
Seaslug of Doom

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There's a reason I don't remember most of my dreams

I know no one likes to read about dreams but I just dreamt I was tasked with taking notes at a television memorial to the dead in the cylon-human war in which Peter and Lois Griffin from Family Guy were doing a Letterman-like top-10 list. Then they bantered with the host, Alan Alda, who went on to make jokes in a fake German accent about short people.

I desperately need therapy.

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