It's a monsoon, Cap'n!

I just drove 40 miles in a pounding thunderstorm. That shit was scary, chief!

The rain was coming down in sheets! Buckets! Cats and dogs! Kevin Federlines! The lightning and thunder were like *CRACK!* *BOOM!* My sphincter was like, "Sorry boss, we closed. Dank you, come again." The hair on my head was like, "Atten-HUT!" The big trucks were rolling waterfalls, each one drowning me in 18-wheel tsunamis as they passed.

I'm too old for that kind of nonsense.

In honor of my fright here's a house that, if it ain't hainted it oughta be. It's gothic revival which means goths can live in it.

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OMG that's the house from John Carpenter's Dracula!

What's that tree doing there though? o.0
It was raining Kevin Ferderlines?? Did he try and steal your car? Did you have to throw a sixer of Bud Light out your window to distract him? That's terrifying.
"What do ya mean, funny? Let me understand this cause, I don't know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how? I mean, funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh... I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?"
As I was posting that commment I was thinking, "If she doesn't know this quote she's going to think I'm PISSED!!"