seaslug

Why do I do this to myself?

I brought my own lunch to work today; processed turkey, chips, and raisins. Delicious and nutritious. The crew at work decided to order Chinese food and I got some of General Tso's Chicken. I wonder if him and Colonel Sanders were in the same army. I decided to eat two lunches because 1) I'm a big fat slobbering pig and 2) I want to see Shaun of the Dead tonight but I have to drive 40 fucking miles!! to see it because I live in a tiny town that's only attractive to Puerto Ricans who can't afford to live in New York anymore. I want to just go without stopping for supper beforehand. Does that make any goddamn sense at all?
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